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Archive for July, 2004

Too Late

Friday, July 30th, 2004

from #wordpress

[10:03am] redmonk: i'm not here to start a language war
[10:03am] redmonk: we're doing all our cororate stuff in php
[10:03am] photomatt: Too late, I already launched the missles
...
[10:03am] shade_: grab a code helmet.. incase it happens?
[10:03am] photomatt: Damn red button
...
[10:03am] shade_: oh god
[10:03am] shade_: take cover!
[10:04am] redmonk: runs, as the klaxons sound
[10:04am] shade_: screams like a girl
[10:04am] photomatt: * Halfway there, the PHP missles 
run out of memory
[10:04am] redmonk: falls over laughing
[10:04am] shade_: getting back his manhood

Sysadmin Apprecation Day

Friday, July 30th, 2004

We’re celebrating Sysadmin Appreciation Day here at Content Connections. :-) The tech team will be ordering pizza and perhaps watching WarGames or Tron. Suggestions for other suitably geeky movies welcome.

Demoing Trackback

Thursday, July 29th, 2004

I’m working on Jodi’s weblog, and want to demo Trackback for her, so this post is tracking back a funny post she made today about her “nice-boss”.

Yay mod_rewrite, again

Wednesday, July 28th, 2004

I’ve found some links to my content floating around the web of the form www.redmonk.net/discussion/thread.html$msgnum=2353 So I decided to route them to the same script that maps some of my other old Conversant URLs to the new site, and now the discussion-style links work after a fashion - they get 302‘d to the correct url - in this case redmonk.net/archives/2003/10/30/winter-lawn-redux.

She Blogs!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2004

Jodi has started blogging again at her newly WordPress-powered weblog. Even I’m wondering what she’s talking about…

More coming soon. And I think I mean it this time. I’ll explain why in my next post.

Living the Dream in Boomtown

Tuesday, July 27th, 2004

Image of Boomtown DVD Box Set from Amazon In 2002-2003, Jodi and I got seriously hooked on an intelligently-written and smartly-directed crime drama on NBC called Boomtown. Somehow, aliens managed to abduct the people at NBC smart enough to air this amazing bit of cinema, b/c the show was unceremoniously bludgeoned to death after 1 season and 4 episodes.

Luckily, the network managed to get a boxed DVD set of the first season out with uncharacteristic speed, and we recently acquired the coveted collection thanks to birthday money from my brother Bob and his wife, Suzy (you guys are the bomb).

We fired up the first episode last night with a bit of trepidation, hoping that our fond memories of the show would not be dashed by a poorer reality. Thankfully, the pilot was as powerful on repeated viewings as we remembered. The writing on the show, by Gary Yost (”Band of Brothers”, also starring Donnie Wahlberg and Neal McDonough), is superb. Especially good are the episodes Fearless and Blackout. Sure, certain episodes are not as powerful as others, but overall the show was simply amazing.

I hope somewhere the aliens are planning on returning their NBC abductees, craniums intact. They can have the ones they left behind last time, though.

Throwing Tables

Tuesday, July 27th, 2004

StopDesign Article rendered in NetScape 4.7/Mac Doug Bowman, designer and css guru, published yet another article dedicated to getting those of us who have not gone the “standards-compliant” route on our sites to make the leap.

There’s no longer any reason to use tables for layout, nor is there reason to maintain multiple versions of a site solely for different desktop browsers. Throw the tables out first. Trust us, they’re not needed anymore.

God, how I wish I could believe him.

You see, my company has clients whose customers are instructors found in educational institutions across the country, from Harvard to such-and-so community college. These are often non-technical users - though intelligent and very vocal - at least 3% of which are using some form of Netscape Navigator 4.x.

These users do not want to see something like what you see here, which is Doug’s site rendered in the aforementioned browser, and they are unlikely to be willing - or even permitted - to install a new web browser on their computer just to complete a business transaction with us.

Believe me, I would love to move completely to a standards-compliant layout, brandishing my delete-key like a samurai’s katana, slicing open tables and gutting pages in an honorable fury. But until I can justify to our clients that those 3% of decision-makers don’t count, and that the negative word-of-mouth a crappy-looking site will generate won’t hurt them that much, I’ve got to stick with tables and spacer-gifs.

Any other opinions?